Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!

Ashley Greene says that everyone is so sure that Robert Pattinson is eventually going to marry his best friend, Kristen Stewart, but that she's not quite out of the running yet.

Greene, who also appears in the Twilight movies, says that the fact that the Twihards (They hate that name) ARE best buddies means that they may be just that, best buddies.

"No reflection on either of them -that's a vampire pun" -Greene told the West Coast Post. "But I think that when the real thing hits either of them, they will part ways but still be best friends."

Ashley also stated that she had been up-front with Pattinson and told him that when he realized he didn't enjoy making love to best best friend, she, Ashley, would be available as something a lot better.

Greene, who appeared in a painted-on swimsuit in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, says that she has a lot more to offer.

She also hinted that Pattinson didn't know about a certain "Dare" that Kristen had played with some friends some time ago and wound up nude in a tree until someone brought her some clothes.

Also about Stewart's joke, "Who has more oil, BP or RP's head?"

"But I don't need to run down my competition. She's OK. Just not for Robert. Let's see what happens after the movies are gone."

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Demi Lovato Enters Rehab - Ashley Greene Denies Role in Star's Troubles

Teenage Disney star Demi Lovato entered rehab this week.  Several reports have indicated she had a problem with Twilight beauty Ashley Greene (pictured) dating ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas.  It has also been reported that she got into a fight with a female dancer.

Demi Lovato Enters Rehab - Ashley Greene Denies Role in Star's Troubles.

First the fight - according to reports, the 18-year-old Disney star’s altercation with the dancer was the catalyst for her decision to drop out of an international tour with The Jonas Brothers and enter rehab.

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Lovato entered a treatment facility for what is described as “emotional and physical issues” including eating disorders, cutting and bullying, according to GossipCop.com.

A source told People.com: "She fought through eating disorders and has struggled with cutting. "She is taking control by getting help."

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Not Ashley's fault.

Ashley Greene's rep has dismissed rumors that there is conflict between her and Demi Lovato.

Lovato, 18, recently entered a treatment center to seek help for 'emotional and physical' issues. Many different rumors have surfaced regarding the reason for the stay and one is that she fell out with Ashley Greene, who is dating her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas.

However a rep for Greene, who is most famous for playing Alice in the Twilight movies, said to E! News: "There is no truth to this rumor or any other rumors of conflict between the girls."

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Ashley Greene & Nicole Richie: Workout Buddies

Ashley Greene & Nicole Richie: Workout Buddies

Pairing up for a weekend sweat session Ashley Greene and Nicole Richie were spotted out together at their local gym in Los Angeles, CA on Saturday (November 6).

Both decked out in workout gear, the Alice Cullen actress and her House of Harlow designer gal pal hit the weights before exiting to find a pack of awaiting paparazzi.

ELLE Red Carpet Buzz: Ashley Greene

At last night’s ESPY Awards, Ashley Greene (a.k.a. Twilight’s Alice Cullen) looked red-hot in a Versace minidress with a high neck and asymmetrical hem, which she accessorized with a PADMA by Padma Lakshmi nine-stone cuff.

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Black leather high-waisted shorts? Do I even need to ELABORATE here?





1.No.

2.No.

3.Hot.

4.No.

5.Sweaty

6.No.

7.Sticky.

8.No.

9.No.

10.Shiny

11.No.

12.No.

13.No.

14.No.

15.No.

16.Especially not with a sweetly twee ruffly summertime-in-the-English-countryside, "do bring me another Pimm's Cup, darling" top.

17.No.

18.Really.

19.I mean...maybe if you're a wrestler and you're trying to make weight.



20.Even then.

21.No.

22.No.

23.Honey, no.


So I finally saw Twilight. (I just opened the Netflix envelope and there it was!) Let me tell you, NO ONE should watch that movie alone. Not because it's scary. But because so many sarcastic comments will occur to you throughout that the lack of an audience for them will quite possibly cause your head to explode. I had to resort to texting people things like, "OMG. WHAT? NO. SPARKLES! Terrible." But it taught me something important, in addition to that. Namely, that Ashley Greene is SO much prettier in real life than she is as a vampire, possibly because all the vampires in Twilight use a whisk instead of a comb to do their hair. But as pretty as she is, even she can not pull off these:

VMAs Fug Carpet: Ashley Greene

I'm not sure anyone in recent memory has enjoyed her rise to fame more than Ashley Greene. She hitched her wagon to exactly the right star: No one had ever heard of her before last November, and now she turns up EVERYWHERE. All over the world. She is the new Tara Reid, in the sense that she'd go to the opening of an eye if there was a swatch of red carpet within a two-mile radius. Good for her, I guess, but I wish she was doing more with it than this:

This is so half-hearted. I feel like, either go with a minidress, or go with a prom dress, but don't wear a tiny skirt with a top that looks like you cut off the business end of the wedding dress and then dyed the bodice black. Isn't her Twilight character supposed to be the clothes-conscious one?

Happy Fugloween

You know, maybe I'm not giving the army of Hollywood Sexy Halloween Whatevers enough credit. Maybe it takes rather a LOT of creativity to go as a Sultry Fill-In-The-Blank that people can't entirely figure out; Sexy Pirate, for instance, is really simple. But Jessica Lowndes here wasn't content with an eye-patch and a stuffed parrot, so she hunted all around town for the proper striped socks and corset and sleep shorts, and came up with this:

[Photo: Splash News.com]

It's the PERFECT ensemble if you want to make bystanders wager martinis with each other over whether you're in costume as the referee at the Lingerie Bowl or you're an ACTUAL Keg Softball umpire who's just taking a dinner break.

This one was more confusing:

Unfug It Up: Ashley Greene

She also, it seems, loves her some ill-fitting pants. Honey, when the waistband is strained thusly, it's in your best interest to have A Clothing Professional nip over and move the inside button just a wee. Or put a belt over it. Or untuck your shirt. I myself have a waist that is a bit wide in proportion to the rest of me, so I know the deep pain that occurs when your ass needs one size, and your waist could use a bit of breathing room. We have tricks! Learn them, my pet!

I shall speak not of the crotch issues.



But let us all speak of how to fix this thing, shall we? (If, in fact, it needs fixing, in your opinion.) Me? I'd set those pants on fire and put her in jeans. Wouldn't that be cute? Put on your Rachel Zoe caftans and fur vests and please style Little Miss Twilight beautiful:

Fug or Fab: Ashley Greene

JESSICA SZOHR: Hey, Ashley!




ASHLEY GREENE: Holy cow, you scared me. I thought you were a Vanessa mannequin.



JESSICA: What?



ASHLEY: Your face looks weirdly immobile and plastic right now.



JESSICA: Why would the Sherlock Holmes premiere have a VANESSA ABRAMS mannequin?



ASHLEY: I know! I was so confused. I like your sequined skirt, though. It IS sequins, right? Not culottes.



JESSICA: Let's decide it is. I do look cute, though. My hair doesn't look nearly as cracked out as it does on Gossip Girl.



ASHLEY: They hate you there.



JESSICA: It's true. What are YOU wearing, anyway?



ASHLEY: Let's take a closer look!

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I call this haunting photo, Portrait of The Other Girl In Twilight. No, Not The Main One. No, Not the One With the Oscar Nomination. NO, It's OBVIOUSLY Not Dakota Fanning, Are You Deliberately Being Obtuse? THE OTHER ONE:

Dollface, it's going to take more than wrinkly ruffles and Nips Ahoy to get people to remember which one you are. You need to think bigger! How about a mysterious boat "accident," during which you rescue Robert Pattinson's life, as well as the lives of six-to-seven puppies? Or a stint in jail for civil disobedience, earned whilst protesting something terrible done by The Man? At the very least, may I suggest a really bad haircut? It worked for Britney!

Fug Madness 2010, Round One Continued: Charo Bracket

Querida Ghastly Greene or whatever,




"HOLA. I am Jennifer Lopez. You might remember me from EVERYTHING EVER, porque I am the QUEEN of TODO EL MUNDO and you are some tiny little vampire child who wears old-lady bras:

You think you know vampires? You don't know vampires until you have used garlic shampoo because you have a headache and you are really not in the mood tonight so would you please stop looking at my ass like it is a steak Marc DIOS MIO. And you think you can defeat me in Fug Madness by wearing mama's corset with a skirt from Limited Too? THINK AGAIN, TONTA! Because while your outfit is terrible, my outfit is THIS:

Fugsley Greene/Fug Or Fab

Lord knows I love a crimson shoe. But I keep looking at this outfit and wondering if Ashley has just stepped off the set of a movie in which she plays the straight-laced student who has to take dance to pass P.E. and save her from a descent into drugs, and the power of ballroom gets her to loosen her braid and ratchet down her necklines -- until her parents catch her doing the lambada with some random Jonas from the lacrosse team and she has to start indulging her forbidden passion in secret. Maybe they can even call it Wango Tango, just so that music fest's godawful name will finally have half a reason to exist. Although I'd also accept Fantastic Mr. Foxtrot, Rumba & Coke, and, just for fun, Dirty Prancing.

I wasn't wild about this ensemble of Ashley's, either:

Fug or Fab: Kelly Rowland and Ashley Greene

Aside from Nikki Reed and Joe Jonas, the other two main attendees at the London Twilight premiere were Ashley Greene -- which makes sense -- and Kelly Rowland, which does not, particularly, except inasmuch as she's apparently trying to get invited to everything these days as a way of reminding everyone that Destiny's Child had THREE members, thank you very much, and Beyonce did not make them successful ALONE. So let's start with her:
Perhaps she's benefiting from the fact that her random-ass brown corset and black bra is seared on my brain, but I don't hate this as much as I should, considering it looks like someone forgot to finish her under-armor protective garment. But maybe that's just because I am amused by the idea of her starring in a movie about a warrior girl pretending to be a boy so she can fight with the knights -- times were sexist back then, see -- but who has to be able to slip out of her armor and into a cocktail party at a moment's notice. Imagine the hijinks as she runs back and forth over and over, between a meeting at the Round Table and one of Guinevere's famous Tupperware salons.



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