Ugly Fugly and Fug or Fab, America Ferrera

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Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I just lost consciousness, due to FLAMING FIERY BOREDOM. I mean, sure, this is fine if you're going to court to contest a speeding ticket or to a meeting of your co-op board at which you will be questioned for hours regarding a loud and inappropriate Beer Pong party you may or may not have had, or to sign your will. If you are a twenty-four year old actress, and you are not in Halloween costume as Katie Couric, however, it is unacceptably SNOOZEVILLE. Plus, it is doing her youthful bod no favors.


Later, America changed into this:

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How pretty is this girl?

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Fugly Betty

I have read nothing about how they plan to end Ugly Betty this spring.

All I know is, if Betty isn't wearing this jacket as a tribute to Brickbreaker, perhaps in some King of Kong twist, she'll turn out to be the world champion whose record is disputed by Wilhelmina, then it will ALL BE FOR NAUGHT.

Unfug It Up: America Ferrera

Hey! It's America Ferrera! I kind of forgot about her -- sorry, America. Thank you for wearing something so eye-catching, and thus reminding me of your continued existence:

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When I started writing this piece, I suspected that I would unfug La Ferrera by swapping out her red shoes for something a bit less clash-y -- say, a gold metallic -- but I think I actually talked myself out of that. I like the concept of wearing a shoe that doesn't necessarily get all matchy-matchy on you, and those shoes ARE lovely. I think I just wish that this dress either had the hip pleats OR the sleeve ruffles, not both. Both, to me, feels like using slices of pizza in place of the bread in a sandwich: pizza is delicious, and sandwiches are delicious, but the two really don't need to get married. What do you think? What would you change -- would the ruffles and pleats work better in a more neutral color? Do you think anything needs to be changed to begin with? Hit me with you best shot, Fug Nation!