Cyrus: I’m Not A Cheater

Miley Cyrus has hit back at a report she’s been caught cheating on boyfriend Liam Hemsworth – insisting it’s “not her” in a photo alleged to show her with a mystery man.
The Hannah Montana star acted swiftly after a post on celebrity blog PerezHilton.com contained an image of a young woman in a black bikini reclining on a boat in the arms of a semi-naked hunk.
The report alleged the woman in the picture is Cyrus – but she has moved quickly to crush the claim.

A representative for the singer/actress tells GossipCop.com, “That’s not her.”

Mean Girls Make Lohan’s Jail Time Tough With ‘firecrotch’ Taunts – Report

Lindsay Lohan has been moved to solitary confinement in jail – because her fellow inmates are sick of her wailing, according to a newly-released convict.
Cheryl Presser claims the actress is really struggling with life behind bars and can’t stand the taunts from inmates who share the same area of Lynwood Correctional Facility in California.
The former inmate tells PerezHilton.com that prisoners chant Lohan’s ‘firecrotch’ nickname as the Mean Girls star tries to get to sleep and those in the cells closest to her can hear her sobbing.
Presser says, “Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake… She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation.”
But it’s not all bleak news behind bars for Lohan – her lawyer insists the actress has made friends in jail.
Shawn Chapman Holley says, “She has made friends and the deputies have treated her respectfully (and she them).”
Lohan surrendered to authorities and began her 90-day jail stint last week. Her time has already been cut short and she is expected to be released at the beginning of August.
The actress was jailed after violating probation stemming from a 2007 DUI arrest.

Pain-In-The-Ass Does Lifetime!

Finally! She's right where she belongs!
Hayden Pain-in-the-Ass is taking a page out of the Jennifer Love Hewitt book of desperation and irrelevancy, and has signed on to star in an upcoming Lifetime original movie!
The Amanda Knox Story will feature Pain-in-the-Ass as the title character, an American exchange student accused of murdering her roommate while abroad in Italy! The real life Knox is currently serving a 26 year jail sentence.
We're sure this girl's story will be done justice in the way only a Lifetime original can!
Not to mention with the aid of Pain-in-the-Ass' truly shiteous nuanced skills as an actress!
Bwa ha ha ha!
Enjoy this exciting new phase of your career, bb!
[Image via WENN.]