Finally! She's right where she belongs!
Hayden Pain-in-the-Ass is taking a page out of the Jennifer Love Hewitt book of desperation and irrelevancy, and has signed on to star in an upcoming Lifetime original movie!
The Amanda Knox Story will feature Pain-in-the-Ass as the title character, an American exchange student accused of murdering her roommate while abroad in Italy! The real life Knox is currently serving a 26 year jail sentence.
We're sure this girl's story will be done justice in the way only a Lifetime original can!
Not to mention with the aid of Pain-in-the-Ass' trulyshiteous nuanced skills as an actress!
Bwa ha ha ha!
Enjoy this exciting new phase of your career, bb!
[Image via WENN.]
Hayden Pain-in-the-Ass is taking a page out of the Jennifer Love Hewitt book of desperation and irrelevancy, and has signed on to star in an upcoming Lifetime original movie!
The Amanda Knox Story will feature Pain-in-the-Ass as the title character, an American exchange student accused of murdering her roommate while abroad in Italy! The real life Knox is currently serving a 26 year jail sentence.
We're sure this girl's story will be done justice in the way only a Lifetime original can!
Not to mention with the aid of Pain-in-the-Ass' truly
Bwa ha ha ha!
Enjoy this exciting new phase of your career, bb!
[Image via WENN.]
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