Fugga Green

I'll say this for Eva Green -- you have to admire her flair for the dramatic. Given that she's not prodigiously well-known in the U.S., I can see why she pulled out all the stops to get noticed at the Casino Royale premiere.




First, she arrived on the red carpet in this little doozy:

 I'm not sure what the fascination was with psuedo-strangulation at this event, but between her and Daniel Craig's fiancee, I'm beginning to wonder if The National Society For The Promotion of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation sponsored some of the fashion.

Apparently they dropped out of the after-party, though, so Eva ditched the noose-chic outfit and replaced it with ...

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Oscar Fug Carpet: Eva Green

What is the DEAL with Eva Green? She was so hot in Casino Royale, but every time she appears somewhere under the auspices of playing herself, she shows up looking like she's an emissary from the undead:

"Beware, human lifeform! I have come to this place for one purpose and one purpose only: to drain your puny corpse of its sweet, salty nectar. Don't try to escape me, for my living corpse never grows tired and can not be outwitted. I will feast on your brainmeat tonight... tomorrow night... or the night after that. Whichever. But know this! Whenever you lie down to sleep your human sleep, I will pounce! Whenever you close your eyes to think, I will bite! Whenever you look away from your glowing, anemic computer screen, it is I who will standing outside your window. As long as it's dark out while you're working, because I can't leave my apartment until nightfall. But these are details, MORTAL, details. Details that I will work out whilst slumbering the breathless sleep of the undead, details that can not prevent my coming for you. MWHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you should know that, being undead, I can't ever check my hair in the mirror. In case you were wondering. Anyway. WATCH OUT. Your sweet existence-fuel is mine!"

Fug or Fab: Eva Green

Eva Green is one of those people who seems so interesting and dramatic and exotic that she can get away with wearing things that, say, Jessica Simpson could not. Like this:

On one hand, I am pretty sure the Endora wore this on Bewitched at least once. On the other hand, I LOVE Endora. She's so sarcastic, and also has such interesting caftans. But if you're not Agnes Moorehead, this kind of thing can be hard to pull off. Even for Eva Green.

Unfug It Up: Eva Green

I've recently come to the conclusion that I prefer my Eva Green to look, as she often used to, like a lunatic, sex-starved, consumptive vampiress than....well, this:

BLAAAAAAH. This woman is not particularly interested in draining the blood of the innocent, or interrupting the sleep of the just, or disturbing the dinner of the holy, or stealing the mail of the virgins, or trimming the bangs of the uptight, or anything even REMOTELY sexy and vampiric. And ergo, I have no use for her.

But surely, this can be fixed, no? We can re-interestify her, yes? I'm confident this unfortunate choice is not beyond the powers of the GFY Nation. Work your magic -- nicely, as usual -- in the comments, please!