Harry Potter and the Half-Fug Prince

DANIEL RADCLIFFE: Is Emma wearing a shorts romper with a triangle of illusion netting in the midriff? Sigh. This makes me want to split my soul into several pieces and hide them inside a variety of meaningful trinkets strewn across the country except I've heard that usually ends poorly. I guess I'll just focus on her cute legs and think of England

Fug or Fab: Emma Watson

You've surely already heard from the Great and Powerful Internet that Emma Watson has chopped off her hair:

It is SHORT. But I actually think I kind of love it. It's VERY Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby, which very few of us could pull off, and I think she's actually doing it. Now, of course, if this haircut has happened because she's stressed out about how she's pretty sure her next door neighbors have cut a deal with her husband to impregnate her with the spawn of Satan, I will not be as enthused, but only because I care about what's happening to her. You know, I will dislike the symptom but only because I am worried about the disease. Also, I'll be wondering how Emma Watson managed to get herself married to a dude who's the sort to barter her uterus to the devil for personal gain without Us Weekly knowing about it. Talk about a scandal!

How do you feel about her new hair?

I think she looks great! I don't care for it. I like it now, but the growing-out stages are going to get AWKWARD.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Fuglows

Well, I guess it's official:

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Dress over pants is actually BACK. I just hope that (otherwise adorable, and much-beloved by me) Emma Watson here also manages to bring back the misbuttoned cardigan, because if she does, I will suddenly be MORE IN FASHION THAN EVER BEFORE.