BAFTAs Unfug It Up: Claire Danes

 Specifically, it makes me think of the scene where Joseph Fiennes is twirling off the bandages Gwynnie was using to strap down her chest. Except these are not underneath Claire's clothes, but over them, appearing to choke the life out of some other dress she put on and then for some reason decided to deface with a satin tourniquet -- one that has eradicated her right breast entirely. I want to start at the edge that's crudely sewn right at her crotch, and unwind until we reach a happy medium between "naked boobs" and "her torso is sprained so wrap it up nice and tight."

How would you fix this? Tell me all about it in the comments.

BAFTAs Oooh, So Close: Mickey Rourke

Okay, I don't know a ton about menswear, but I am fairly certain that suit vests are supposed to be worn with shirts under them.

But overall, isn't this SO much better? Remember when Mickey Rourke showed up at official events looking like a riverboat gambler, or in flowered Vans and cowboy hats? I mean, the guy made it two rounds deep into Fug Madness 2009, and only fell to Mischa Barton by an eight-percent margin. He was reeking of the Fug something fierce, so this, to me, is like a breath of fresh Body Wash.

Almost:

BAFTAs Fug Carpet: Kate Winslet

Fug file:basic (or unbasic) black
If you were to ask me to identify the take-home lesson that validates Paris Hilton's continued existence, my answer likely would NOT be, "Paris teaches us the value of standing with our pelvises thrust out at all times."

Oh, KATE. You are better than the Paris Pelvis. You are also better than a dress I wore to a winter formal in 1996. I get that you probably think it shows off a streamlined physique that no doubt you will claim is due only to running around after your kids -- and you DO look fantastic, it's true, so please put out a "Running Around After Your Kids: How To Get Calf Muscles and Lose Ten Pounds Just By Being A Mom" DVD -- but the frock is just a bit Donna Martin Goes To See Fergie's Girl-Band Wild Orchid Play The After-Dark for my taste.