If you were to ask me to identify the take-home lesson that validates Paris Hilton's continued existence, my answer likely would NOT be, "Paris teaches us the value of standing with our pelvises thrust out at all times."
Oh, KATE. You are better than the Paris Pelvis. You are also better than a dress I wore to a winter formal in 1996. I get that you probably think it shows off a streamlined physique that no doubt you will claim is due only to running around after your kids -- and you DO look fantastic, it's true, so please put out a "Running Around After Your Kids: How To Get Calf Muscles and Lose Ten Pounds Just By Being A Mom" DVD -- but the frock is just a bit Donna Martin Goes To See Fergie's Girl-Band Wild Orchid Play The After-Dark for my taste.
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