Agyness Fug

I'm sure I'm supposed to be impressed by Agyness Deyn's punky I-care-about-wanting-you-to-think-I-don't-care style, but seriously, unless she is ten minutes away from time-traveling into 1987 and being told she looks good wearing Eric Stoltz's future, she might want to let it go. There's ripped jeans, and then there's pants with more ladders than a game of Donkey Kong. Yawn.

Fug Madness 2010, Round One: Cher Bracket

(1) LADY GAGA vs. (16) BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD

 
[PLEASE NOTE: Each contestant's archive is linked here at the top of each match-up, for handy review of their past transgressions]\
By now, we're all well versed in the sorts of things Lady Gaga wears to perform:
 
 
I know this is supposed to be art -- and it is, if the visual painting you are doing is of the offspring of Heidi Montag and Sweetums.


But the equally important question, as regards this competition: What does Lady Gaga wear when she's NOT on stage?

Fug Madness 2010, Round Two: Cher Bracket

(1) LADY GAGA v. (9) WHITNEY PORT

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"Hey guys, what's up?

Me? Oh, not much. Just heading out for dinner and drinks with some friends, wearing my old trusty barbed wired veil, hoop skirt, and panties! You know, just another Tuesday! Yeah, it's hard to drink through this thing, but as long as someone gives me a series of straws with which to create one SUPER straw and can help me thread it through my barbed wire, I'll be TOTALLY FINE. It can't be more challenging than what happened to me the other day:

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