Miss Italia Needs A BikiniSep

 

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I should probably be applauding Italy for putting their beauty pageant winner in a 'modest, athletic' suit that only 87% objectifies her, but I think Miss Italia needs to hire a swimsuit stylist or something.

Because, Miriam Leone, honey - let me tell ya, it's all downhill from here.  The stomach, the thighs, those hips?  Your boy-cut grandma speedo does nothing for them. 

Rock the bikini while you can!

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Randy Spelling - best known as Aaron Spelling's son and Tori Spelling's brother  - is on vacation in Hawaii this week.

The 'actor', who supposedly inherited about $800K when daddy died last year, relaxed on the beach with his girlfriend Samantha yesterday. 

Their ultra-exciting beachside activities included swimming, zit-popping, apple-nibbling, sharing cellulite tips, and groping each other on the sand before heading to the hotel for their couple's massage.  Exhilarating stuff, really.  Check out the big island action below:

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AnnaLynne McCord took her acting to the nth degree yesterday when she sprinted so hard around the set of 90210 that her bikini top kind of fell off. 

Whoopsie! 

Click any image for the gallery of 70+ uncensored bikini shots.

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When they weren't exchanging vows in Mexico last week, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were just plain gettin' it on. 

The pair were 'spotted' making out in the jacuzzi, exchanging back butt massages, sipping margaritas on the beach, ocean-dipping, and finding each others' soft spots while canoodling on the rocky shores.

But now that they're back from the honeymooning, Speidi are facing the music. 

This morning Spencer called into Ryan Seacrest's morning show to have a battle of the words with Heidi's mom Darlene, who told Us Weekly that Spencer 'may have drugged Heidi' to get her to marry him, and predicting divorce within six months. 

'I am sure she is just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn't there,' Spencer told Ryan.  'I can't wait to prove her wrong and be married for the rest of our lives.'  

Christian Audigier Seeks Fashion Inspiration at the BeachDec

 

Celebrity fashion designer Christian Audigier took a break from his busy dressmaking schedule yesterday and sought inspiration off the runway - in Miami.

Hitting the beach with his hyper-fit wife Ira, the trendmaker looked like a kid in a playground as he joked with friends, tanned in the sun, and waved to fans nearby.

Looking less than slick when he spilled water all over his shirt, Christian looked rested and happy as he headed home from a day of refilling on Vitamin D. 

Warm your thoughts by checking out the beachy festivities in the gallery of 20 photos! 

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Cheyenne Tozzi Has a Wandering Bikini

Here's model Cheyenne Tozzi doing her best Janet Jackson impression on Friday while lolling at the beach in Sydney.

Poor Brandon Davis.  Because of his money Somehow, the 'Greasy Bear' once managed to snag a few dates with the vixen, and I'm pretty sure he life's been going downhill ever since.

The Aussie native, on the other hand, was recently chosen to front a swimwear campaign for Mambo's Goddess Range and has ambitions in New York city, where she wants to further her modeling career.

And this wardrobe malfunction shouldn't hurt!  Nor will the 'friendly' affection Cheyenne lathered all over her female friend under the approving gaze of hunky actor Jason Dundas. 

Get a NSFW peek of Cheyenne's nip-slip and beach date in the gallery of 42 photos!

Katherine McPhee Takes One for the Team

Bootylicious Katharine McPhee picked up the villainous task of leaving hunky David Annable without his swim trunks yesterday in Hawaii. 

The co-stars were filming a scene for You May Not Kiss The Bride, which also stars Mena Suvari, Tia Carrere and Vinnie Jones.

Unfortunately (for us ladies), our de-pansted delicacy was actually wearing a flesh-colored speedo, so there wasn't all that much to see. 

But don't worry boys, there was plenty of eye candy for you too.  When not doing ballet and teasing her co-star, Katharine was spotted stripping off her nude (colored) wrap to reveal a hot red bikini. 

Check out more photos of both actors in the gallery of 30+ photos!