I should probably be applauding Italy for putting their beauty pageant winner in a 'modest, athletic' suit that only 87% objectifies her, but I think Miss Italia needs to hire a swimsuit stylist or something.
Because, Miriam Leone, honey - let me tell ya, it's all downhill from here. The stomach, the thighs, those hips? Your boy-cut grandma speedo does nothing for them.
Rock the bikini while you can!
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