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Unfug It Up: Eva Green

I've recently come to the conclusion that I prefer my Eva Green to look, as she often used to, like a lunatic, sex-starved, consumptive vampiress than....well, this:

BLAAAAAAH. This woman is not particularly interested in draining the blood of the innocent, or interrupting the sleep of the just, or disturbing the dinner of the holy, or stealing the mail of the virgins, or trimming the bangs of the uptight, or anything even REMOTELY sexy and vampiric. And ergo, I have no use for her.




But surely, this can be fixed, no? We can re-interestify her, yes? I'm confident this unfortunate choice is not beyond the powers of the GFY Nation. Work your magic -- nicely, as usual -- in the comments, please!

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