Aside from Nikki Reed and Joe Jonas, the other two main attendees at the London Twilight premiere were Ashley Greene -- which makes sense -- and Kelly Rowland, which does not, particularly, except inasmuch as she's apparently trying to get invited to everything these days as a way of reminding everyone that Destiny's Child had THREE members, thank you very much, and Beyonce did not make them successful ALONE. So let's start with her:
Perhaps she's benefiting from the fact that her random-ass brown corset and black bra is seared on my brain, but I don't hate this as much as I should, considering it looks like someone forgot to finish her under-armor protective garment. But maybe that's just because I am amused by the idea of her starring in a movie about a warrior girl pretending to be a boy so she can fight with the knights -- times were sexist back then, see -- but who has to be able to slip out of her armor and into a cocktail party at a moment's notice. Imagine the hijinks as she runs back and forth over and over, between a meeting at the Round Table and one of Guinevere's famous Tupperware salons.
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