Fugsley Greene/Fug Or Fab

Lord knows I love a crimson shoe. But I keep looking at this outfit and wondering if Ashley has just stepped off the set of a movie in which she plays the straight-laced student who has to take dance to pass P.E. and save her from a descent into drugs, and the power of ballroom gets her to loosen her braid and ratchet down her necklines -- until her parents catch her doing the lambada with some random Jonas from the lacrosse team and she has to start indulging her forbidden passion in secret. Maybe they can even call it Wango Tango, just so that music fest's godawful name will finally have half a reason to exist. Although I'd also accept Fantastic Mr. Foxtrot, Rumba & Coke, and, just for fun, Dirty Prancing.

I wasn't wild about this ensemble of Ashley's, either: