She also, it seems, loves her some ill-fitting pants. Honey, when the waistband is strained thusly, it's in your best interest to have A Clothing Professional nip over and move the inside button just a wee. Or put a belt over it. Or untuck your shirt. I myself have a waist that is a bit wide in proportion to the rest of me, so I know the deep pain that occurs when your ass needs one size, and your waist could use a bit of breathing room. We have tricks! Learn them, my pet!
I shall speak not of the crotch issues.
But let us all speak of how to fix this thing, shall we? (If, in fact, it needs fixing, in your opinion.) Me? I'd set those pants on fire and put her in jeans. Wouldn't that be cute? Put on your Rachel Zoe caftans and fur vests and please style Little Miss Twilight beautiful:
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