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I call this haunting photo, Portrait of The Other Girl In Twilight. No, Not The Main One. No, Not the One With the Oscar Nomination. NO, It's OBVIOUSLY Not Dakota Fanning, Are You Deliberately Being Obtuse? THE OTHER ONE:


Dollface, it's going to take more than wrinkly ruffles and Nips Ahoy to get people to remember which one you are. You need to think bigger! How about a mysterious boat "accident," during which you rescue Robert Pattinson's life, as well as the lives of six-to-seven puppies? Or a stint in jail for civil disobedience, earned whilst protesting something terrible done by The Man? At the very least, may I suggest a really bad haircut? It worked for Britney!

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