ASHLEE SIMPSON: SIGH.
KATIE CASSIDY: Right? Another day, another boring Melrose Place junket.
ASHLEE SIMPSON: I KNOW. But I'm glad to see you're keeping things fun by making a joke out of it.
KATIE: Me? YOU are the one making a joke out of it.
ASHLEE: Uh-uh, babe. I'm not the one dressed as a gymnast at the Olympics closing ceremony dance.
KATIE: I'M not the one who looks like she murdered a zebra. But hey, as long as you DIDN'T, then PETA won't come after you and everything will be fine.
ASHLEE: Oh, shut up. Admit it: I look kind of cute.
KATIE: Yeah, you do, actually. It's true. And so do I.
ASHLEE. I wouldn't go THAT far.
KATIE: Huh?
ASHLEE: You also kind of look like you're auditioning to play Julianne Hough in some Disney Channel movie all about how she first learned the paso doble.
KATIE: That's rich criticism coming from a girl who is vag-hugging everyone tonight.
ASHLEE: I don't know what you mean.
KATIE: Don't you? Well, allow me to illuminate.
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