PETE: I do know. I'm here, aren't I?
ASHLEE: Well, but my point is, hats are encouraged. See? I look really cute in mine.
PETE: I can't hide my light under a bowler. Don't try to change me, baby.
ASHLEE: Fine, but if one more person walks up and makes a There's Something About Mary joke, I'm going to take a butter knife to that stupid thing. I already dated Ryan Cabrera, thank you very much. I don't need a reputation as a girl who wants all her guys to look like they lick electrical outlets.
PETE: What about a reputation for a girl who wants all her guys to look TOTALLY BAD-ASS? Because check out our actual Derby Day outfits.
ASHLEE: That makes no sense. Are we peeking into the future?
PETE: Just go with it:
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