Followers

Fug Kisses

ASHLEE SIMPSON: I'll have the chopped salad.




JESSICA SIMPSON: Excuse me?



ASHLEE: Dressing on the side, okay? Thanks.



JESSICA: Get it yourself!



ASHLEE: Whoa. The service here is TERRIBLE. I shall reflect my dismay in my tip.



JESSICA: What are you talking about?



ASHLEE: You're in the food service business now, right?



JESSICA: What? No.



ASHLEE: Why are you dressed like a waitress, then? In what is clearly a borrowed uniform, as it's far too tight in the boobs.



JESSICA: I...oh, shut up.



ASHLEE: That's what I thought.

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