Anyone who reads this blog knows that I am a big fan of the Spelling genre. It's all Brenda Walsh this and Dylan McKay that and blah blah Amanda Woodward blah. Poor Tori Spelling hasn't benefited much from this love, though, even if I did really like So NoTorious. (It was funny! Although it did mean that it took me a while to adjust to Zachary Quinto, who played her amusing gay roommate, being a crazy brain-eater [he's eating the brains, right? I think he's eating the brains. He must be eating the brains. Or something.] on Heroes.) And I admit that I will totally TiVo this reality show she's doing about opening a B&B, because I'm the person who watches reality shows featuring people who used to be on 90210. But she's had a long run of bad press, with the estrangement from her mother after her father's death and all the alleged plastic surgery and the divorce from Husband One after less than a year of marriage and the taking up with Husband Two who then got a tattoo of her face even before his own divorce was final. And unfortunately, this is not the moment where it all turns around for her. Because, DUDE, PUT IT AWAY:
That skirt is TOO SHORT. I think it's awesome that pregnant women don't have to wear giant jumpers with huge bows at the neck anymore, and I am all for working your legs but OH MY GOD I'M SCARED OF HOW SHORT THAT SKIRT IS. People -- pregnant women, non-pregnant women, men, children, anyone -- should not be walking around in public looking like they are about to inadvertently reveal things best left unrevealed. It makes the rest of us uncomfortable.
And this picture makes me very uncomfortable indeed. Both because of the expanse of thigh, and because of all the pointing. I feel like Dean McDermott is the new K-Fed. But sort of more menacing. For all of K-Fed's many faults, he mostly just seemed very very very very lazy and entitled. But McDermott looks unafraid to wield a tire iron, you know? He will come after you, his Tori Spelling tattoo in tow, and he will f you up.
So I will just stop talking about her too-short-skirts now.
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