The Fug Whisperer

I caught an eyeball or two of Aisha Tyler at Fashion Week and thought to myself (as opposed to thinking to someone else. I haven't mastered that yet), in the following order:

a) Damn, she is tall and good-looking. I hate her.

b) Is that Aisha's boyfriend? Hot.

c) Is that GWYNETH PALTROW OVER THERE? No, that's a dude.

d) La Tyler's been dressing so well lately.

e) I just really love bagels."

And then this had to go and happen:

Yeah. This was not her wisest decision. I'd wager this hurts her more than that time the plane landed on her head on Ghost Whisperer and killed her off.