Fug Soup

Ever since we saw Aisha Tyler at Fashion Week one time, I have had a bit of a girl crush on her. She's so TALL and GOOD-LOOKING and she seems like she'd be fun to get a drink with and talk about boys. So it pains me to do this:

[Photo: Splash]

There is just...a lot going on here. With the spats. And the chains. And the ruffles. And the piece of hair that kind of looks like a bird of paradise. I feel like if we WERE friends and she showed up to something wearing this, I would be like, "You look....directional." And she would be like, "I thought it was just kind of fun! No? What? You have a weird look on your face." And I would say, "I don't know. It's just a LOT going on." And she would be like, "And the dress is like a really fancy shiny apron, isn't it? DAMN. I KNEW IT. I HATE MY STYLIST." And I would be like, "Here, have a mai tai," and everything would be fine.