Pop quiz: You're Charlize Theron, recently single, and cruising the red carpet at the Oscars. Do you really want to evoke Drunkface McCord?
I mean, maybe you do. I would not, personally. No offense to our beloved Drunkface, but she's a starlet on 90210. You, Charlize Theron, are Charlize Theron, playing Charlize Theron in a film I like to think of as Charlize Theron: Extremely Hot Person/Oscar Winner. You are not slumming it on The CW -- though, don't get me wrong, if Charlize were to guest-star on 90210 I would think it was the best thing ever and I'm not being ironic about that. But come on. You, Charlize, are certainly not Drunkface McCord. Nor are you a recent beauty pageant winner:
I mean, maybe you do. I would not, personally. No offense to our beloved Drunkface, but she's a starlet on 90210. You, Charlize Theron, are Charlize Theron, playing Charlize Theron in a film I like to think of as Charlize Theron: Extremely Hot Person/Oscar Winner. You are not slumming it on The CW -- though, don't get me wrong, if Charlize were to guest-star on 90210 I would think it was the best thing ever and I'm not being ironic about that. But come on. You, Charlize, are certainly not Drunkface McCord. Nor are you a recent beauty pageant winner:
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