You know, if Little J fancies herself an up-and-coming clothing designer (which... does she, still? They kind of dropped that plotline a bit), she might not want to cut a swath through the Upper East Side wearing this: 
If I could have reached through the TV with a pair of scissors and whacked off that single, measly, scraggly, pointless braid limply flirting with her collarbone, I would've done it. I don't know how the Gossip Girl crew resisted. As for the outfit, I wish it were a better photo; alas, my skills and my TV set are conspiring against me. But in the moment, those of us watching in my living room seriously wondered if it was some kind of elaborate antique support garment that she mistakenly donned over a turtleneck.
You may wonder why a strapless (or at least invisibly strapped) dress appears to be giving her polterwang. The answer is: That is not a dress. It's a CULOTTE ROMPER.
Oh, child, NO. First the show insists on bringing back awful, awful Georgina -- seriously, Entertainment Weekly and I are in a major fight over its continued pimping of that character (center of the bulls-eye, my ass) AND its recent assertion that 90210 is gripping and soapy -- and now this? Remember when all we had to worry about were Blair's headbands? Those were such innocent times.
If I could have reached through the TV with a pair of scissors and whacked off that single, measly, scraggly, pointless braid limply flirting with her collarbone, I would've done it. I don't know how the Gossip Girl crew resisted. As for the outfit, I wish it were a better photo; alas, my skills and my TV set are conspiring against me. But in the moment, those of us watching in my living room seriously wondered if it was some kind of elaborate antique support garment that she mistakenly donned over a turtleneck.
You may wonder why a strapless (or at least invisibly strapped) dress appears to be giving her polterwang. The answer is: That is not a dress. It's a CULOTTE ROMPER.
Oh, child, NO. First the show insists on bringing back awful, awful Georgina -- seriously, Entertainment Weekly and I are in a major fight over its continued pimping of that character (center of the bulls-eye, my ass) AND its recent assertion that 90210 is gripping and soapy -- and now this? Remember when all we had to worry about were Blair's headbands? Those were such innocent times.
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