MISCHA BARTON: Hey, Taylor.
TAYLOR MOMSEN: Hi, Mischa. How are you feeling?
MISCHA: Well enough to wear unflattering formal shorts!
TAYLOR: Aha! So you're back to normal.
MISCHA: I thought I was off-limits for criticism due to my recent, very sad mental trauma.
TAYLOR: Oops. You are.
MISCHA: Thank you.
TAYLOR: Although now you're claiming it was wisdom-tooth pain and not any deep psychological pain, so maybe you're NOT off-limits after all.
MISCHA: Well, just to be safe, let's leave me alone for a while and focus on YOU. Because you have problems.
TAYLOR: I do?
MISCHA. HONEY.
TAYLOR: ... I guess I AM wearing a really expensive tube top. Like, REALLY expensive.
MISCHA: You look like a bad special effect in Twilight. Please pull yourself together before you, too, suffer from heinous wisdom-tooth pain.
TAYLOR: I'll think about it. But first, I HAVE to ask you one more thing.
MISCHA: Fire away.
TAYLOR: WHY is your new show called The Beautiful Life: TBL? What is that about?
MISCHA: Isn't it AMAZING? They should change your show to Gossip Girl: GG.
TAYLOR: Are you joking? It's like an extra-stupid reversal of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. I mean, hello, by the time we get to the colon, we all already know what "TBL" stands for.
MISCHA: We do?
TAYLOR: ... What did you think the colon-TBL was about?
MISCHA: I thought it was, like, the airport code for a REALLY EXCLUSIVE private airstrip in New York.
TAYLOR: ... Yeah, I think we're done here. Seriously, I'm glad you're okay. Stay strong.
MISCHA: Thanks.
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