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I suspect the list of Fug Files above this entry aptly describes our inner monologues when we realized that a) we were standing about six inches from Aubrey, and b) her veiny, protesting boobs were trying frantically to blow that fringed joint. Part of her nipple might have succeeded. And it's just that much more hilarious that Aubrey blithely waved about an autographed copy of her Playboy cover, which is Photoshopped so aggressively and tirelessly that the computer on which it was done has probably put in for an indefinite sabbatical. I would like to believe that it's wry self-awareness, but... it's Aubrey O'Day, so draw your own conclusions.
Aubrey attended Justin Timberlake's William Rast show, and we're not sure which was ruder: Her attire, her use of a dog wrangler, or the fact that Paris Hilton texted and/or did her makeup through most of the presentation.
On an otherwise quiet day, we also spotted some famous faces at Carolina Herrera -- although not all the photographers did. Poor ol' Jessica Stroup was almost ignored, which is a shame, because she didn't look NEARLY as insane as she does on 90210. The girl gets out of the house and away from those head-scarves, and for what? Three cursory pictures and the chance to watch that chick from the MisShapes get all the love? Sigh.
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