Yes, it's essentially a one-sleeved sack, but it's such a SHINY one-sleeved sack! I feel like this is the sort of thing you'd WANT to see in SatC2 -- shiny, pretty, fanciful but not BATSHIT NUTBALLS IMPRACTICAL. Although not particularly appropos to wear on a camel, either, which -- listen, I've RIDDEN a camel. They are TALL and they do not have a smooth gait. They're not an ideal conveyence for your $50,000 Halston Dior Whatever Whatever Gown-And-Turban get-up, is what I'm saying. And yes, yes, I know I'm not supposed to be complaining about SatC2 anymore. But I just looked up and there they were on the TV, gallivanting about Morocco (let's be honest) in a series of harem pants, and I wished one of them was at least wearing this. Because I kind of feel like wearing gold harem pants and a variety of turbans to Morocco is like wearing a tricorn hat and wooden teeth to Washington DC: you look like you think you're going to a 1950s C-list movie about the place, rather than AN ACTUAL PLACE WHERE REAL HUMAN BEINGS ARE JUST TRYING TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS.
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