CAMERON: Hi, Tom! So nice to see you.
TOM: You too, Cam.
CAMERON: I'm so excited about our Knight and Day. The title is awful, but we both seem kind of charming in it
TOM: Yep.
CAMERON: I mean, I kind of like it when you play the charming, cocky asshat. I think I might be back in on you, Tom Cruise.
TOM: Great.
CAMERON: Hang on, what's up with the subdued attitude? You mustered up couch-jumping mania for KATIE freaking HOLMES, dude, and now you're standing next to a woman who used to serve her legs to Justin Timberlake as an hors d'oeuvre, and you can't even get a LITTLE spazzy?
TOM: Sorry. It's just that, while you look very nice, I am all torn up inside over whether you'd look better if the skirt were just two or three inches longer.
CAMERON: THAT is what you're thinking?
TOM: I'm a man of many depths, Cameron.
CAMERON: Oh. Okay.
TOM: HA! Gotcha. I was really thinking how much more suave my hair is lately, and wondering if it's because I'm doing an awesome job rehabilitating my thetans.
CAMERON: In that case, I'd prefer to talk about my skirt.
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