TOM CRUISE: Cameron! What's up!?
CAMERON DIAZ: Hi, Tom. You're seeming extra tall today.
TOM: That's because I've realized something. People like me again, kind of.
CAMERON: It's true. It helps that our movie actually looks kind of good. Really, you're so much more enjoyable when you're playing a charming egomaniac. It really is your niche. Kind of like how James van der Beek is way more attractive when he plays a raging-but-humorous jackass than he ever was as Dawson. Did you see that episode of Mercy where --
TOM: Are we going to talk about that show AGAIN, Cameron?
CAMERON: I was bummed it got canceled, okay? But, yeah, you look nice.
TOM: You look great from the waist up. And the thighs down.
CAMERON: So you're saying, you don't like my shorts?
TOM: I'm saying that if you must wear baggy, rolled-up shorts that look a little bit like diapers, then at least you've got legs for them.
CAMERON: Thanks?
TOM: Sure!
CAMERON DIAZ: Hi, Tom. You're seeming extra tall today.
TOM: That's because I've realized something. People like me again, kind of.
CAMERON: It's true. It helps that our movie actually looks kind of good. Really, you're so much more enjoyable when you're playing a charming egomaniac. It really is your niche. Kind of like how James van der Beek is way more attractive when he plays a raging-but-humorous jackass than he ever was as Dawson. Did you see that episode of Mercy where --
TOM: Are we going to talk about that show AGAIN, Cameron?
CAMERON: I was bummed it got canceled, okay? But, yeah, you look nice.
TOM: You look great from the waist up. And the thighs down.
CAMERON: So you're saying, you don't like my shorts?
TOM: I'm saying that if you must wear baggy, rolled-up shorts that look a little bit like diapers, then at least you've got legs for them.
CAMERON: Thanks?
TOM: Sure!
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