Gossip Fug

So, I thought this season's Gossip Girl finale was pretty good: terrible things happened to characters I hate, a terrible thing happened to a character that I LOVE but it's okay because that terrible thing is going to lead to some good plot developments, and someone dramatically revealed that she's magically knocked up. But it wasn't until later in the week that I realized why it was REALLY AWESOME:



NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. I wish Vanessa could ALWAYS be off on mysterious trips to Haiti or Cuba or the Congo or wherever. They could mention her in passing, but never would she appear to ruin things with her horrible extensions. I'm sorry, Jessica Szohr, I know this means you would be out of a job, but that would give you more free time to reflect on where you've gone wrong. You could begin with this.