Fugspray

So, rumor has it that Aubrey O'Day here -- who, if I'm not incorrect, recently told people she was having a fling with Ashley "O Town" Parker Angel, who then had to tell the world that, actually, she was totally smoking crack: awkward -- is now having a fling with model/heiress/the woman who lured Chuck Bass away from Blair (like, I'm so sure. Blair + Chuck 4EVA!), Lydia Hearst:

[Photo: Splash News]

Can I get an additional "I'm so sure?" Directed toward: the idea that this affaire is anything other than a bald ploy for attention of the Lilo/Ronson variety; the fact that Aubrey is wearing a fur shrug in AUGUST; the very existence of Aubrey O'Day, whom Heather and I once mistook for that girl who used to go around impersonating Paris Hilton; Lydia's hideouso make-up; her side-boob; the fact that she's wearing a satin sheet with a newsboy cap that appears to be made of eyelet; and the combined "acting" "skills" of the two of them, which took what was surely intended to be a "pretend we're madly in love and I just said something hilarious" moment and turned it into, "let's awkwardly grimace on a street corner." Yes, surely it's true love.