Fugsip Girl Goes To Paris

When we last left Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen, they were planning to spend the summer in Paris -- exactly what all civilized people do when they're 19 and their boyfriends just slept with an underage twig/sort of made them sad (or whatever; I can't remember any of Serena's storylines anymore).

Yep, this seems about right: Blair in three distinct loud patterns, one of which involves a metaphor for purity (which I feel like Blair would decide she went to Paris to find); Serena in a hat older gentlemen used to wear to the races, a cardigan over a pretty basket-weave dress that shows off plenty of leg, and shoes older gentlemen used to wear to the races. Very Blair-and-Serena, very appropriate for two Upper East Siders who think they are taking Europe by storm with their leg muscles and utter maturity, and easy-breezy enough to trick me into thinking I want some of it even though it would not work. At all.

Serena, however, has some serious fashion trials ahead, if this photo is to be believed: