The outfit is no great shakes either -- don't mind the skirt; find the shirt a trifle piratey and the mono-glove, too Paris Hilton Tries To Pretend She's Paying Homage To Michael Jackson -- but MAN. I've always loved Serena Williams. I think she's gorgeous and sassy, if a little headstrong sometimes, and so it depresses me that she's sporting a blonde coif that's eating her face for dinner and picking its teeth with her eyelashes. She doesn't even look like herself. I half expect to find out this is a Madame Tussaud wax figure that got rejected by the powers that be for being all wrong, and cast down to the Basement of Misfit Mannequins, where it drowned its sorrows in a crate of Easter-themed Mini Babybels and then made all its new friends laugh by putting wax lips on a wax doll. I do enjoy that in this fantasy, Horrible Replica Serena is the class clown. Whatever gets it through the long cold nights, I guess.
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