SCOUT TAYLOR-COMPTON: I'm Scout Taylor-Compton, and I've been in a metric ton of stuff, including the movie Sleepover, the terrible promos for which actually launched this very web site. Wikipedia will tell you that my given name is Desariee Starr Compton, which goes a long way to explain why I changed it. Why did I change it to something that sounds like I got my copy of To Kill a Mockingbird in someone's episode of True Blood? I'll tell you at the bar. Also: I seem to look cute, but this dress is cut to the navel, secretly, behind Helen's arm.
HELEN MIRREN: I'm Helen mother-f'ing Mirren.
TARYN MANNING: Hey! I was ALSO in Hustle & Flow! HI ELISE!!!! I'm late for the Little Miss California Pageant, but I thought I would just pop in and say hi to everyone!
BAI LING: Yes. I am also here. With Helen Mirren. I BAI LING AM HANGING OUT WITH HELEN MIRREN AND SOON THE UNICORNS WILL ARRIVE AND WE WILL DANCE IN THE RAINBOWS AND SLEEP UNDER THE MOONS OVER MY HAMMY. Helen, come over here. I have to tell you something.
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