TOM: Um, Katie?
KATIE: Hmm? Oh, are you still here?
TOM: I was just wondering why you couldn't dress up a little for our friend Cameron's Walk of Fame thing.
KATIE: Can you see me from all the way down there? How sweet.
TOM: Honey, I know your jeans are supposed to look like that, but it looks like you haven't washed them in a month.
KATIE: Exactly. I paid a tremendous amount of money for blotchy jeans that look filthy. Get with the times, man.
TOM: And I don't understand what's going on with your t-shirt. Were you planning to tie it up into a pouch at your waist and smuggle out some snacks?
KATIE: Scientologist, heal thyself -- is that a tag on your crotch, or just a really bright zipper?
TOM: Also, it's hot out and you're going to get yellow sweat stains all over that cardigan.
KATIE: I don't sweat. I glisten.
TOM: I just think you should've tried a little harder for our friend Cameron. Especially because SHE seems to have put in some effort:
KATIE: Hmm? Oh, are you still here?
TOM: I was just wondering why you couldn't dress up a little for our friend Cameron's Walk of Fame thing.
KATIE: Can you see me from all the way down there? How sweet.
TOM: Honey, I know your jeans are supposed to look like that, but it looks like you haven't washed them in a month.
KATIE: Exactly. I paid a tremendous amount of money for blotchy jeans that look filthy. Get with the times, man.
TOM: And I don't understand what's going on with your t-shirt. Were you planning to tie it up into a pouch at your waist and smuggle out some snacks?
KATIE: Scientologist, heal thyself -- is that a tag on your crotch, or just a really bright zipper?
TOM: Also, it's hot out and you're going to get yellow sweat stains all over that cardigan.
KATIE: I don't sweat. I glisten.
TOM: I just think you should've tried a little harder for our friend Cameron. Especially because SHE seems to have put in some effort:
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