"Hola, bitches, it is Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a. NO LONGER IN THIS COMPETITION BECAUSE OF YOU. Right now you could be looking at ME, mounting dancers and wearing NFL baseball numbered shirts for the Miami fish team I love more than mi vida, but NO, you want to look at THIS PERSON:
"Oh, los siento, that is not Nobody O'Day. That is the DOG she paints and dresses like he is Joey Tribbiani's favorite My Little Pony! Well, nosy perro, I am doing RAGEY, if you must know, and also I am a bit anemic because I woke up with a bendy straw sticking out of my foot. ANYWAY, let's cut to the real person in this stupid contest, the one who DEFEATED me and I'm sure had to CHEAT to DO IT
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