(1) RIHANNA vs. (16) JESSICA SIMPSON
RIHANNA: Hello, Jessica... ica... ica... a... a... a...
J.SIMP: Hi, Rihanna. Nice to see you. I can't believe I'm here. Should I be happy that I beat my sister, or depressed because what I beat her at is looking terrible?
RIHANNA: Both. But let's talk about you. I hear you're having some trouble getting dressed... essed... essed... d... d... d.
J.SIMP: Not really! What I'd rather talk about is how much I want to marry--
RIHANNA: No, girl. You are having trouble. Here is your problem: You are not being creative enough. If you're going to wear something ugly, and let's face it, you ARE, then you need to take it twenty steps further.
J.SIMP: But can't we just discuss Tony Romo's Twitter--
RIHANNA: No. Look at yourself, see? That is a bad jumpsuit. Totally boring-awful. But THIS jumpsuit...
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