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CHLOE: Hi, Gin.
GINNIFER: Hi, Chloe.
CHLOE: You forgot the umlaut.
GINNIFER: Yeah, I did.
CHLOE: Okay. Anyway, I just thought I'd stop by and check on my sister-wife. How's Something Borrowed going?
GINNIFER: They've got me in this weird wig -- like, it's ALMOST like my regular hair, but it kinda sits a little too high, so that's disappointing. And I think they borrowed this dress from the Big Love people.
CHLOE: That's too bad. Well, as you can see, everything is normal with me. Clogs, high-waisted pants with inexplicable suspenders, and a "Cramps" t-shirt, because I'm super alternative.
GINNIFER: Is THAT what that says? I thought it said, "Ramps."
CHLOE: Like, skateboard ramps? Off-ramps?
GINNIFER: No, like the onion-like vegetable.
CHLOE: HA! That would be ridiculous!
GINNIFER: Says the girl in clogs and high-waisted pants with inexplicable suspenders.
CHLOE: Says the girl in the wig that's sitting a little too high.
GINNIFER: Do we even like each other?
CHLOE: I'm not sure.
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