"Hi everyone! Aubrey here. Do you like this [ADJECTIVE] thing coming out of my head? See, I had a [NOUN] with my [ADJECTIVE] hair extensions, and it made me so [ADVERB][ADJECTIVE] that I threw a giant [NOUN] and ended up with a HUGE [NOUN] on my [NOUN]. Hence the giant flower, which looks a bit like I [VERB]-ed my skull on a [NOUN], or on someone's [NOUN]. Or, wait, maybe that actually happened. I don't know. I feel a bit [ADJECTIVE]. But, hey, at least it distracts you from this dress, which is like a [ADJECTIVE] mosquito net mixed with a [NOUN] and then stuffed in the bottom of a [NOUN] so it could get properly [ADJECTIVE]. It totally still makes you want to [VERB] me, though. Admit it. You're totally [VERB]-ing about it. I look like the Hawaiian Tropic girl, except with more [NOUN]. Some people say I look like that [NOUN] Paris Hilton, but I think I'm way, way more [ADJECTIVE]. What do you think? Maybe if I [VERB] it up a little? Here:
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