The ever-so-fabulous Ms. C. left me this comment two days ago and of course I had to share.
In a nutshell she stated that after forcing her fiance to visit my blog and getting into a heated debate about something that may or may not have had anything to do with my latest post, they ended up tangled in the throes of some passionate monkey style back-breaking sex.
Suddenly, it dawned on me!
And if you read it, then it's obvious you too are going to have this type of mind-blowing sex Ms. C. was referring to. Just please try to remember me when you do as apparently I'm the only exception to this remarkable rule (considering the celibacy vow and all).
You may not know it but right now as you read this the sex gods are smiling down upon you and I know it probably makes no sense now but later on it will (if it doesn't just take a few shots and I promise it'll all fall into place).
Finally, the weener of the two-toned red croc bag from last week's giveaway is Meagoo! Watch video and see me pick out her name out of my dog's food bowl (it took me forever to write those names and ball them up so watch it damn it! Big bonus is that you get to hear my nasally voice laced with tons of sleepiness, which is awesome in and of itself).
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