Bless you, Drew Barrymore. While the rest of this town has hunkered down with a colon cleanse -- and thus, hopefully Twitter -- in preparation for the Emmys, Drew is partying it up between events for Going The Distance. After yesterday's unholy hybrid of Pocahontas and Stevie Nicks and that eccentric Fraulein Jacko stew, we're now getting this:
I think this is actually a cocktail made from the juices of every single cast member of Beverly Hills, 90210. Seriously, it's a piece of everyone: Donna Martin, David Silver (he did love big shirts... and hats), a bit of Brenda, some Dylan at his worst, for sure Emily Valentine, probably some of Kelly while she was on drugs and/or recovering from being burned in a house fire, definitely a touch of Clare Arnold... and dude, you know Steve Sanders dreamed of matching blue suede shoes to his fedora. I even feel like there are flashes of Sue Scanlon, a.k.a. My Brother Scott Shot Himself In The Face So I Decided To Arrive At School Dressed Like Laura Ingalls And Then Go To The Bathroom And Change Into An Outfit Befitting The Instructor Of Jazzercise For Hos.
And this:
That is a combination of Juliette Lewis and... well, actually, Juliette Lewis, possibly with an assist from Amy Winehouse's hair clippings.
Contrast all this to what Drew whipped out for the actual premiere of her movie:Continue reading Going Fug Distance/Comparatively Well Played, Drew Barrymore.
