All I know is that if Ryan Phillipe decides he needs to start making some extra cash, he can farm himself out to the starlets of the world with the promise that, after they date for a while and then break up, said starlet will emerge from the flames of their destroyed relationship looking BETTER THAN SHE'S EVER LOOKED. Seriously. First, Reese, and now Abbie Cornish:

Do you remember how she used to look? (The answer: bland.) And now? She looks GREAT. Some of that is the healing power of the Break-Up Bob (TM Anne Hathaway), but most of it is that this dress is fabulous enough to make her look crazy hot, but not so Fabulous that it looks like she's trying too hard. High-five, Abbie. See? You're better off without him already.