"Hey guys:
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"I'm Taylor, Mistress of the Dark. I'll be sucking your blood right after you buy some of these Victoria's Secret LacieTM hiphuggers. They're 3 for $30 and come with a coupon for fifteen percent off blood transfusions, which will work out nicely for everyone. Let me know when you're ready for me to siphon your lifeblood. Until then, I'll just be over here by the drum kit pretending I've got cred. Thanks."
[Photo: Splash]
"I'm Taylor, Mistress of the Dark. I'll be sucking your blood right after you buy some of these Victoria's Secret LacieTM hiphuggers. They're 3 for $30 and come with a coupon for fifteen percent off blood transfusions, which will work out nicely for everyone. Let me know when you're ready for me to siphon your lifeblood. Until then, I'll just be over here by the drum kit pretending I've got cred. Thanks."
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