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Fugly Reckless

 

I clearly have to just make some kind of program that randomizes a series of my usual rants about Taylor Momsen, and save myself the work of writing these posts anymore.

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The phrases to go into the randomizer would be:

  • Dude, where are her parents?
  • She's ONLY 16!
  • That skirt is SO SHORT.'
  • Gross
  • I wish Jenny Humphrey would fall in front of something fast and deadly.
  • OMG WASH YOUR FACE ALREADY.

And then, once they were loaded, I could just hit a giant button that said, "FUG" and something appropriate would pop out. I'm getting Intern George on this immediately. What a time saver!

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