American Music Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kristen Bell

 

When I first saw Kristen Bell here, I thought, "Oh, K. Bell looks cute. That fabric reminds me of my Crystal Barbie."

Don't believe me? BEHOLD:

That ad, of course, then reminded me that I also owned that particular Ken doll, and one summer he was tragically thrown down the elevator shaft of my Malibu Dream House, after Crystal Barbie discovered he'd been cavorting with Tracy (of Todd and Tracy; she was distraught after Todd's internal rubber band mechanism broke at their wedding reception, severing the connection between his upper and lower halves, and making him a paraplegic held together with duct tape). My Barbies led lives not dissimilar to those on General Hospital, though sadly devoid of any James Franco dolls to play the role of murderer/graffiti artist. But, anyhoodle, K Bell's dress sent me merrily down memory lane for a moment. UNTIL:

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