Tiffany Selby, What is the World Coming to....

I feel like I have to walk a fine line in life on most occasions.  People chastise me for promoting models on our publishing site and I for one say, well, I like models.  I happen to like books as well, but I think there is a place in life for all forms of artistic talent, modeling being one of my favorites.  We are a site that embraces all forms of talent and Tiffany Selby has load and loads of it.  I woke up this morning wondering what loads and loads meant, and I was rewarded with Tiffany.  Not literally of course.  All I do is use my laptop for writing about the artistic endeavors of others.

I might have to be careful about using my laptop too often though.  Damn, not because my mother told me using my laptop too often can cause blindness either.  According to CBSNews.com toasted skin syndrome is the latest affliction to overtake the geek’s bedroom.  I guess it is a good thing that something is overtaking the geek’s bedroom, but if you saw some of these dudes’ legs you would stop laughing.  It really is an issue when the laptop starts frying your skin.  Don’t stop and ask what these guys are viewing on the internet that makes them so hot and bothered, it doesn’t matter in the end.  It is no laughing matter.

Well, it might be slightly humorous.  Wouldn’t you lift the laptop off your legs if it were beginning to burn you?  I mean it isn’t like the government is forcing you to look at gorgeous models on the internet.  Our fabulous officials don’t force us to do anything.  We head down to the third world countries and test our ideas out on minorities apparently.  According to The Chicago Sun Times we are really sorry for injecting all those Guatemalan prisoners with syphilis.  Yes, I guess we wanted to see how things worked and what better way than on some inmates, in another country.

I realize we live in a pretty good country, and I am not bad mouthing our elected officials, but please people.  Is there ever a time or place to actively give people a STD?  If we really need a study done on STD’s just enlist a bunch of middle aged divorce men who have recently taken trips to Thailand and or possibly Argentina.  Actually just enlist any middle aged man who frequents the massage parlors, even if they are married.  Yes ladies, most of those places actually do engage in some extracurricular activities, no matter what your husband says.  Anything would be better than force feeding syphilis down somebody’s throat.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes even I am surprised by what a few blowhards decide is morally correct as they sit in their lounge chairs sipping Scotch and smoking stogies.  Hey, I have an idea, let’s give syphilis to everyone currently in Congress and see what happens.  Damn, I guess that would be pointless.  Most of them probably have some form of STD already.  Aren’t you required to use illegal immigrants as house servants if you are an elected official?